Having couple and Twitter is possible!

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I guess everyone knows Twitter and many will have an account on that social network.. Bien, ¿It has not happened to them that some of the people they follow become a partner and change radically? Vamos, like some friends who look like others when they have a girlfriend and there is nothing left of the friends they used to know. Well, that also happens on Twitter., people who were cool or their tweets were cool, suddenly, everything happens to revolve around your perfect partner. ¿it's not stressful, delirious and suffocating? And everything ending in -ante.

One night I was bored on Twitter, and after seeing the tweets of a person who only talked about her boyfriend, I decided to create one serie of rules. And from there came the 10 rules that are exposed below… And it is that not all the lists have to be about things that we must do, my list goes on the opposite, about the things we should NOT to do if we do not want to stay with a single follower: our beloved couple. Bien, there they go:

10 rules of having your partner on Twitter

• rule number 1 to have your partner on Twitter: RT EVERYTHING What he writes. OF EVERYTHING.
• rule number 2 to have your partner on Twitter: it's not anymore «Jiminy or «Manolo», is now «my boyfriend». And you repeat it a lot, in case it's not clear.
• rule number 3 to have your partner on Twitter: Say, minimum, 1048292194838 times a day, how happy and in love that you are with «there new@».
• rule number 4 to have your partner on Twitter: Put in your BIO that you are very happy with «there new@». And put your twitter.
• rule number 5 to have your partner on Twitter: 99 decade 100 tweets you write should be speaking of «there new@» or what you do with him/her.
• rule number 6 to have your partner on Twitter: 99 decade 100 photos you upload, It HAS to be with «there new@».
• rule number 7 to have your partner on Twitter: If before you talked about sex, ahora you talk about meadows, grazing cows, unicorns and hearts.
• rule number 8 to have your partner on Twitter: tell us, live, the wonders of having a partner and what you do together».
• rule number 9 to have your partner on Twitter: Put «Manolo, I love you». And it's better if you say it when you've been with that person for five days.
• rule number 10 to have your partner on Twitter: Talk on TL with «there new@» saying: «I love you», «I do more», «no, I do more», «no, en serio, I much more», and so infinitely.

After reading them, I hope that many feel identified and no one feels upset, pero, sobre todo, I hope they laughed, even a little. And it is that those people who look like others when they have a girlfriend deserve a very strong smack, like the ones that Sole gave in «7 lives».

Now speaking a little more seriously, Just because we have a partner does not mean that we should change our way of being radically. ¿Why? ¿What goes through the heads of those people who change so obviously?

Let's keep being like we were when we were single; in the end, That's how we conquered our partner. And let's enjoy the love. and from friends. And from Twitter. And sex with your boyfriend. Y así, everyone happy.