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Acompañar a alguien fashionista a las rebajas merece un libro de instruccionespero es mucho más divertido cuando haces lo que te da la gana

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¿Alguna vez habéis pensado eso de “va vestida por su peor enemiga? Sales companion imperfect can become almost without realizing that enemy worst enemy that makes finding bargains and offers or a misunderstanding with the ego and reason. Surely this is much more fun, but be careful, since you can be the next person to suffer.

You asentirás or will disown, otherwise depending on the buyer subject needs

We all know when the person being tested necesita oír unyou looks great” or “better not”…. but I would say is quite another thing. A veces es difícil distinguir el momentoy especialmente hay gente bastante indecisa, por lo que podemos echarnos unas risasalgo que te animará la sesión del probador son las coletillas: “¿Es esa tu talla?”, "It seemed bigger removed", “pareces un putón/amish según -” o “What you see”. Apply them to practice:

  • “¿Qué te parece esta chupa de cuero?”pregunta la persona interesada que podría protagonizar la nueva campaña de Guess de lo cañón que está.
  • “¿Es esa tu talla? It seemed bigger removed. La verdad es que las chaquetas de cuero te hacen parecer un poco putónsabes que a mí no me disgusta que parezcas un zorrón, But what you see!”

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You will not be perchero above all things and do as you forget

Nobody can buy at ease with bag, the coat, the scarf, etc.… pero no es culpa tuya, nor do you have to be the one coat rack. Encourages the companion to leave things on clothing stands and then saying chínchalos "oysters, I think you have taken your jacket thinking it was Rebate”. Although it seems to be angry, sure to love the joke. Let me give you some advice: be careful, not really going to take it and passes from a chinchoso or a total dick.

Buscarás talla tras talla pero no encontrarás nada porque «si no está ahí, es que no hay»

We know that sales season las dependientas están para poco más que para decirIf it is not there no. ¡Claramente lo dicen por que trabajan allí y saben de lo que hablan! Si a la primera de cambio no encuentras lo que necesitael año que viene hay que madrugar más y entretenerse menos, firewood – o recurrir al online.

Esperar en la puertalos cohones

You might be to cap purchases but wait at the door is counterproductive, get cold and bored is not your thing so pégate as possible to your companion and draw your best weapon of seduction and entertainment. When you're tired you are when you need your incordio, for a day that accompany, we must give everything.

It also never hurts, to the leave the store, argumentar frases tan esperanzadoras comoif I had known not go”, “You never find anything because you do not look good” o “we should come before there is nothing in your size”.

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You observe tail rechistando again and again

When you say I'll get in line, hundreds of things you call attention circumstantially so most likely have not advanced when passenger arrives nothing. No problem. The wait time is a key and fundamental to dialogue about how nice it is something that takes so and so, how expensive it seems all even in Sale, how slow it is and how little our saleswoman combinable that's all you're about to buy. Nothing peace and inner strength, you have to let it all. Si no se dice ahora es cómo si nunca se hubiera dicho It will soon all the girls organize and we must seize.

He loses his temper and if possible the ticket

If at any time explode, The most normal thing in the world. We all get tired at some point in leggings and cardigans and we must expose. You can do this in two ways

  • The silent complaint: It is sufficient with repeated puffing and bad sides.
  • Multitudinous complaint: Can take an accomplice to some other discounts imperfect companion you find yourself in the queue and begin to comment on how bad everything, of course not forgetting the accompanying shame. Example: “It has bought this leather jacket slutty, in two weeks he will be asking a shelter conditions

Si todo esto lo acompañamos con la pérdida del ticket de devolución será el culmen de la maniobra de rebajas imperfectas y conseguirás que tu acompañante tenga ganas de matar a Dior y a toda su estirpe….

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try to enjoy

Provided it is not done with malice, sure to find the positive side: See saleswomen `güenorras´, conocer esa faceta ocultay guerrerade las personas en las rebajas and how to return to their primal instincts to bargains and discounts, y por supuesto reírte de ellos

If on the contrary you are the person suffering fashionista, do not hesitate to hide this post and stop inviting these companions imperfect Sale. You know his tricks, You know who they are, You localized and have them every year caes. Lene, espabila and this year someone get yourself more submissive and less joio. If instead you have no choice but to go with someone like, patience and the bull, you deserve a statue!

And do not forget to read «The manual for the perfect companion for Sale»

Fotos:  Autumn Winter campaign 2010 Vagabond Footwear with Oscar Spendrup photographed by Bersa.